Rb (theperfectalias) wrote,
Rb
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screaming bloody murder

Erin and I finally managed to have a sleepover this summer, and I have to say it's among one of my more amusing nights from these past few months. I'm not sure whether this sleepover is especially memorable because of our mutual accomodation of a rather small bed in a non-ventilated/non-air-conditioned room or because I tend to be a rather aggressive sleeper, but last night topped the height of my sleepover experiences. While I managed to stay on my side of the bed last night, for some inexplicable reason, I started screaming hysterically at 4:00 a.m. This was a full out, scream-for-your-life-because-I'm-about-to-be-murdered-scream.

What woke me up was not my own shouts of fear from whatever nightmare, but my friend's sudden and profuse profanity. If you think about it, it's really hilarious. I'm fast asleep and all of a sudden Erin is like "F!J!C!F!F!F!". The last time I heard her swear like this was when we were about to be impaled while climbing that stupid fence in Gardening Class. Now I'm laughing hysterically and I just can't stop. If you ever get a chance to sleep with Erin, I highly recommend it.
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